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Jon Hamm Would Like If You Stopped Talking About His Penis

By on March 27, 2013
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With the premiere of Mad Men getting closer, Rolling Stone thought it’d be a good time to talk to and specifically ask him about the sudden popularity of his gigantic penis. In short, John Hamm is not amused.

“Most of it’s tongue-in-cheek,” he tells contributing editor Josh Eells in his first solo Rolling Stone cover story. “But it is a little rude. It just speaks to a broader freedom that people feel like they have – a prurience.”

“They’re called ‘privates’ for a reason,” he says. “I’m wearing pants, for fuck’s sake. Lay off. I mean, it’s not like I’m a fucking lead miner. There are harder jobs in the world. But when people feel the freedom to create Tumblr accounts about my cock, I feel like that wasn’t part of the deal … But whatever. I guess it’s better than being called out for the opposite.”

Aw, poor guy has to suffer the indignity of being called a man with a huge cock. Geez, how embarrassing. Jon must wish he just had a average sized penis right about now and that when he walks by with his big dick swinging like a pendulum, women didn’t point and giggle and outstretch their arms to mimic how big they think it is. It gets better, Jon.

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