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Let me preface this by saying I have no idea what Celebrity Juice is. I know it’s a TV show in the UK and that’s about it.

But that’s neither here nor there. The only setup necessary for this video is Kelly Brook and Holly Willoughby were facing off in a competition where they had to get a straw from a pineapple drink with just their mouths while blindfolded.

Seems innocent enough. That is until host Keith Lemon took away the pineapple and replaced it with a fish and a dildo. Twice. Classic Keith.

Kelly ended up giving the second dildo an eskimo kiss. Boners were popped.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=tGYhhRIognc

And that’s the difference between variety shows in the UK and America. Shove a giant dildo in a guest’s face on national tv just once here and you’ll never hear the end of it.