Rihanna posted the above picture to Instagram writing, “Gotcha bitch tip toeing on my marble flo’!!! Sick ass custom Prada boots! Miuccia you RULE!!! Thank you.”

Rihanna may not be a model in the classical sense but she knows how to promote a pair of boots. Step 1: Strip down to underwear. Step 2: Wear boots. Step 3: Post picture to Instagram.

I have a few questions though. Who took the picture? Was it Chris Brown or her assistant? Does someone get paid just to take pictures of her walking around her fancy house half-naked in a pair of boots? Is there an opening available? Who do I send my resume to?