Rihanna Will Marry Chris Brown or Something

This comes from Now so take it with a grain of salt but a source close to Rihanna says she’s planning to marry Chris Brown in Barbados in July. Why would Rihanna want to marry Chris Brown, the guy who punched her in the face so many times it looked like she fell down a cliff? Because f*ck you, that’s why.

A source close to the singer, 25, reveals: ‘This is her “F*ck you!” to the world.’

Unsurprisingly, the couple are planning to break with tradition at their wedding, which is likely to happen on a beach near the Sandy Lane resort.

‘Rihanna doesn’t want a big dress or boring old confetti,’ says our insider.

‘She wants to get married in her bikini and have a carnival atmosphere.

‘They want it to be relaxed and fun, like a “playground”, and to celebrate with the people who have stood by them.’

Basically, marrying Chris Brown is Rihanna’s way of saying to the world, “You can’t tell me what to do. You’re not my dad!” According to numerous studies, that’s one of the strongest foundations a marriage can be built on.