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For whatever reason, Amanda Seyfried is the only actress in Allure’s latest Look Better Naked issue who doesn’t appear nude. We can all blame her publicist Evelyn Karamanos for that. Boo! Hiss! Let’s all publicly shame her!

Karamanos had no problem with the quotes she gave to Allure though. Seyfried described how she sang with the voice of an angel in Les Miserables. By imagining a dick was hitting the back of her throat. She said her voice coach told her, “Imagine deep-throating a penis, get that feeling in the back of your throat, and then sing. That’s where your larynx is.”

Great, now I’m going to be imagining this every time she sings. Things are going to get real awkward when I need to stand up in the theater.