Beyonce Will Only Allow You to See Beyonce Approved Photos

Remember those Super Bowl photos that Beyonce’s team asked websites to take down because they made Beyonce look ugly? Naturally, the request had the opposite effect turning the photos into a meme. Now it exists on the internet forever.

As a result, Beyonce is now only allowing her own photographer into her shows and will control which photos are released to the media. However, banning professional photographers from her shows to stem the tide of unflattering photos doesn’t always work. Agencies are now buying photos from fans in the front rows.

The only way to truly control her image is to workout her face muscles so they never contort into anything but angelic. That or botox. Lots and lots of botox to paralyze her face.