Kim Kardashian Thinks Khloe Is Lucky She’s Not Pregnant

Kim Kardashian is pregnant which now makes her an expert on all pregnancies. Naturally, she’s giving advice to her sister Khloe who’s ovaries have been putting up an “out for lunch” sign every time she says, “Let’s have a baby.”

Kim says her pregnancy is “painful.” She’s even called Khloe to tell her, “Don’t do it! You’re so lucky!” She’s gone as far as telling Khloe to use a surrogate or adopt instead, saying, “I hate this!”

Ugh, no one ever said carrying a living human inside you was hard work.

“I’ve had a lot of pain, everywhere. I’m in pain, physically,” Kim added. “I get really paranoid [and] I start Googling things, the things that come up are really scary. It just freaks me out all the time.

“I was waiting for this amazing experience where I can just do whatever I want, eat whatever I want, feel great, and it hasn’t been that way.”

Khloe says, “Her back hurts, her breasts hurt, her stomach hurts, her feet hurts, her head hurts, her eyes hurt, her nails hurt. She cries all the time, too.”

I’m sure pity is the exact thing Khloe is feeling as the sound of the ticking from her biological clock fades day by day.