Amanda Bynes Claims Cop Slapped Her Vagina, Goes in on Rihanna
After being arrested for throwing a bong out of the window of her 36th floor apartment, Amanda Bynes went on Twitter claiming she was wrongfully accused and that she was only arrested because the cop slapped her vagina the night before.
Don’t believe the reports about me being arrested. It’s all lies. I was sexually harassed by one of the cops the night before last which is who then arrested me. He lied and said I threw a bong out the window when I opened the window for fresh air. Hilarious. He slapped my vagina. Sexual harassment. Big deal. I then called the cops on him. He handcuffed me, which I resisted, quite unlike any of the reports stated. Then I was sent to a mental hospital. Offensive. I kept asking for my lawyer but they wouldn’t let me. The cops were creepy. The cop sexually harassed me, they found no pot on me or bong outside my window. That’s why the judge let me go. Don’t believe any reports.
Amanda Bynes is nuts but, to be fair, this is another side to the story. You’d think paparazzi would have descended on the broken bong outside her window like a pack of vultures when she was being arrested but so far no pictures of the broken bong have come out. Then again, Amanda Bynes is insane and someone could have already cleaned it up. All we know is that the cop who arrested her didn’t look like Drake because he’s the only one she wants to murder her vagina.
In related news, Amanda Bynes went off on Rihanna over the weekend in a series of tweets like she was playing a game of snaps.
- @rihanna you look so ugly tryin to be white
- @rihanna no one wants to be your lover so you call everyone and their mother that I almost named my new dog Rihanna
- @rihanna Chris brown beat you because you’re not pretty enough
Of course, if this was a game of snaps, Rihanna would have won with just one tweet.
Ya see what happens when they cancel Intervention?
— Rihanna (@rihanna) May 26, 2013
Amanda responded, “@rihanna unlike ur fugly faced self I don’t do drugs! U need the intervention dog! I met ur ugly face in person! U aren’t pretty u know it!”
That’s rich coming from the girl who looks like she’s wearing a wig made of the finest meth hair.
If the bong was glass, how big would the pieces be if it was thrown out a 30+ story window? I’m not sure how much evidence there would be. And if she didn’t do anything and there isn’t any “evidence”, why would she claim to throw a “vase” out the window? She better hope the cops DO find evidence if she isn’t lying. I think 1) she’s headed to a mental ward, 2) she may wind up being sued for defamation of the cop, 3) she won’t be alive by the end of next year. She seems like a complete… Read more »
Leave her alone and she will go away…Nothing wrong with marijuana other than it being illegal in most states. I am glad to see some states coming around to legalizing it and taxing it…. Once Colorado and Washington post their revenue on new taxes…i do believe other states are going to see that they are missing out on……trust me on this…this is the way humans behave…
Umm…it’s impossible to “slap a vagina.” The vagina is the birth canal. It’s INTERNAL. A female’s outer genitalia is the vulva.