Vivid finally debuted Teen Mom Farrah Abraham’s sex tape today. The trailer and two preview clips can be seen here, here and here (ALL links NSFW, last one is one of her squirting). The reactions to it are 50/50. Farrah Abraham being part of the 50% of people who aren’t too pleased with its release. Still playing the victim, she tweeted that she’s not watching it. Note her Twitter background is one of those Nordstrom family portraits.
Well looks like Vivid released their version of my video… ya i'm not watching, but thank you all for the positive compliments #XXX
— FARRAH ABRAHAM (@F1abraham) May 6, 2013
Her “story” is it’s much more graphic than she thought it’d be. Though one could argue if she didn’t want those parts to make it in, she probably shouldn’t have filmed it in front of a professional production crew.
According to Vivid, “she takes James Deen as you’d never imagine, in a backdoor scene you’ll never forget. With her tight young body and totally uninhibited sexuality, it’s no wonder why she wanted to capture this moment in time. And now you can too!”
Oh god, I hope that doesn’t mean there’s poop involved because that’s one thing that would make it unforgettable.
Meanwhile, another part of the 50% who’s not enjoying the tape is Catelynn Lowell, Farrah’s former Teen Mom co-star. She accurately compares Farrah’s performance to a dying horse. “All I have to say Is she sounds like a dying horse!! U kno who I’m talking about.”
Well, that isn’t too surprising. In her defense, she was being repeatedly impaled.