Jaden Smith: ‘I’m Not Going Anywhere’

Don’t worry guys, Jaden Smith is not being emancipated for his 15th birthday. He’ll continue to live under Will and Jada Pinkett-Smith’s roof and slowly suck both the money and life out of them like a normal kid.

Jaden and Will went on the Ellen DeGeneres show this morning to clear a few things up. He told Ellen, “Here’s the thing I need to explain: I’m not going anywhere.”

Jaden added, “The thing that people don’t get is that everything at his house is free. So I can get anything and everything I want at his house. So I think I’m going to be there for 20 [to] 30 more years. [Will Smith] says as soon as I have a movie that’s bigger than one of his movies then I have to get my own house.”

So Jaden is going to keep living in his parent’s house because it’s convenient. Will and Jada must have been delighted to hear that.

Here’s Will and Jaden competing in an obstacle course on the show. A fun game to play is to drink whenever Will Smith says, “Oh, geez.”