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Page Six reports that Leonardo DiCaprio was spotted hanging out at Catch Roof on Monday with Axl Rose, Tobey Maguire, Jonah Hill and Michael K. Williams.

“They were seated at a VIP table surrounded by tons of security,” says a spy. “They looked like a modern-day Rat Pack.” Earlier, another witness saw Rose enjoying dinner at the eatery with “a harem of ladies,” and was overheard discussing plans to, somewhat alarmingly, “buy a tiger.”

I need an explanation as to why Axl Rose wants to buy a tiger. How is that even a good idea? He looks like a Butterball turkey. That’s probably not a good thing when you own a carnivorous animal with thousands of years of instinct bred into it.