Miley Cyrus Shows Ass Crack in V

Miley Cyrus covers the May issue of V Magazine where she tries to break that Disney persona by posing in a hand bra and showing off her ass crack. It worked, kind of. She reminds me of an erotic cockatoo.

In the issue, she even talks about those rumors that she and Liam Hemsworth have called off the wedding. Surprise, surprise. They’re totally fine.

“I’m not home with my boyfriend all the time. We work. Every week it’s ‘Are they broken up? Because we don’t see a photo of them,’ ” she says.

A passionate Miley goes on to say, “I don’t have time to go to Starbucks with my boyfriend every morning. I wish I did, but I don’t. I’d rather chill at my house and be there for the time I actually get to spend with him.”

She adds, “And then I’m at the studio all day. He gets up to work out at six and I come home at five from the studio. I put this record before everything, and I’ve never done that with anything. I’ve put too much into this record to put anything else in front of it.”

Yea, hanging out with your significant other is the worst. Finally, I’d like to leave you with this quote from Miley about her Disney persona: “In my mind I’m Gucci Mane, but on paper I’m a pop artist.”

She’s getting an ice cream cone tattooed on her face, isn’t she. I knew it!