Kris Jenner managed to weasel her way into her own talk show on Fox premiering July 15 but a source tells Star magazine that no one wants to be on it. I bet that gives Kris Jenner a case of the sads.

Says the source, “Kris thought Hollywood’s biggest names would be lining up to come on her show but they’re not even taking her calls, It’s gotten so bad that she is relying on her business partner Ryan Seacrest to pull in the celebrities but even he seems to be striking out. Not many stars want to be associated with Kris or her show.”

A-list celebrities don’t want to be associated with Kris Jenner, mother to Kim Kardashian, our own living, breathing Idiocracy. I. Am. Shocked! If I had jowls, they’d be shaking in disbelief right now.