Seems like Jake Gyllenhaal’s issue of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition is doubling as his lookbook of people he wants to have sex with. Page Six says he’s moved on from Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model Emily DiDonato to another Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model in Alyssa Miller.
Jake and Alyssa were seen having lunch at the Dutch in Soho last week and then went to Cold Process Coffee & Tea to “make out.” There’s nothing more romantic than shoving tongues down each others throats while a bunch of hipsters drink coffee around you. It’s like being in Paris but with a lot more judging stares.
A perfect example of an actor with a tiny penis, a lot of money and a whore who will f**k him.