TMZ has their grubby little paws on a video of Kate Upton topless on a horse doing a photo shoot. The catch is, they only showed the censored version of it. Why? Because they’re assholes. I hate you so much right now, TMZ.
The video was taken during a recent modeling shoot … Kate begins the session in the hopes she can keep her breasts covered by her hand — but quickly realizes, there’s just no way.
Eventually, she lets the girls loose … and it’s everything we always hoped it would be.
Unfortunately, we can’t show you the completely uncensored version … but we can show you video of our staff watching the uncensored version for the first time — and it’s pretty damn hilarious.
Oh, god dammit, TMZ. Quick being a bunch of cockblocks. Once my penis grows opposable thumbs, expect a very angry letter from it.
Update: Check it out here.
TMZ Is a bunch of assholes, I need the uncensored to complete my life!
yes tmz is ran by selfish cocksuckers.
literally…
I have no use for TMZ. The openly gay people they have on the show are enough to make me turn the TV off.