Busy Philipps confirmed to PEOPLE on Wednesday that she and her husband have finished playing the game of Dartboard Celebrity Baby Names and have definitely named their second daughter Cricket Pearl.
Philipps explains that the kid, born July 2, will probably be in therapy anyway so her name will be the least of her worries. She tweeted, “It’s weird people think my kids will be in therapy because of their names. Guys, my kids will be therapy for LOTS of reasons, I’m sure.”
To be fair, that kid will grow up in a celebrity bubble where they’re coddled and sheltered from reality so much so that they won’t think their name is weird at all. It’s really a non-issue for the kid. It’s like wondering how a remote pygmy tribe could live without the internet for so long. “But, like, how do you Instagram that boar you speared for dinner?!”
Only a narcissist with her head up her own ass would name her kids Birdie and Cricket.