Remember Weird Science? That movie was awesome. A bunch of kids in their basement making the perfect woman in their basement so they can bang her? Well, in Funny Or Die’s parody, Weird Science 2, with Alessandra Ambrosio, Walter Jr. and Glenn from Mad Men do the same thing. Except half of their creation looks like Sloth from The Goonies and no one wants to have sex with Sloth from The Goonies. No one.
“Would you f*ck me? I’d f*ck me.” No, Sloth, I will not f*ck you.