Attn: Mainstream Media, Chris Brown Is Quitting Music

In deleted Tweets yesterday, Chris Brown announced to the mainstream media his retirement from music.

• Don’t worry mainstream America. After this X album, it’ll probably be my last album.
• Being famous is amazing when it’s for ur music and talent. I’m tired of being famous for a mistake I made when i was 18. I’m cool & over it!

Chris, it’s not that you punched Rihanna in the face 100 times, it’s that you act totally unrepentant and continue behaving like a douchebag. Imagine if someone beat up your grandma. It’d be harder to forgive the guy if they served a couple hours of community service and then started punting kittens in their free time.