Lamar Odom Arrested for DUI

On Friday morning, Lamar Odom was arrested for “driving under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs.” Police stopped Lamar’s white Mercedes SUV in San Fernando Valley at 3:54 am this morning for going to slow. Odom was driving 50 MPH and was driving in a “serpentine manner.” Obviously, he was trying to get away from some Canadian Mounties.

Cops say Lamar continued to drive 3 exits before stopping and showed obvious signs of intoxication. He failed a bunch of sobriety tests and refused all chemical tests at the station. No drugs or alcohol were found in the car.

Lamar Odom’s life keeps getting better and better. First he gets kicked out of the house by Khloe because he’s a crackhead and now this. Granted, Khloe did let him come back home but now he has to live with her again so my sarcastic statement still stands.