Miley Cyrus Twerks at the MTV VMAs, Plays the Clitoral Guitar

Miley Cyrus teamed up with Robin Thicke to perform a medley of both their hits, “We Can’t Stop” and “Blurred Lines,” at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards on Sunday at Barclays Centers. To say Miley’s gone full ratchet is an understatement.

Miley started off her performance by walking out of a teddy bear wagging her tongue. Then she started strumming her clit like she was dueling banjos and dancing like a slutty marionette.

When she went to sing “Blurred Lines,” she started caressing Robin Thicke’s crotch with a foam finger and then twerked all over his dick.

If that wasn’t enough, eventually, she went hypersexualized spastic all over herself and Thicke.

Though the best part of the performance was when the camera panned to Rihanna who just sat there looking half amused/half confused as if Miley just pulled a live octopus out of her vagina.

“Bitch, did you just steal my clit slap move?!”

God how I wish I was at home so I could make gifs out of these.