In honor of Golden Eagle Day at Oral Roberts University, a bald eagle was released in the Christ Chapel auditorium where it flew majestically among chants of U-S-A! U-S-A! …Until it unceremoniously slammed into the window and fell to the ground. America! F**k yeah!
According to the YouTube description, the eagle was okay and flew 2 days later at the St. Louis Cardinal’s game. Though it probably had a massive headache.