Something about Ashton Kutcher never sat right with me. Maybe it’s the fact that he owes most of his success to his looks or maybe it’s his smug personality or maybe it’s the fact that he somehow lucked into being Mila Kunis’ first kiss.
Laura Prepon told Us at the Variety & Women in Film’s Pre-Emmy Celebration that she wasn’t surprised Ashton and Mila were together. The two starred in That 70’s Show for 8 seasons and are like family. She confirmed that Ashton was Mila’s first kiss when she was just 14 and starring in That 70’s Show.
Kutcher told PEOPLE, “I’m so glad I didn’t know that or it would’ve been too much pressure.” Adding, “I was so nervous. She acted so cool. She seemed as if she’d done it a thousand times. I was the one with the butterflies in my stomach. I mean, here’s this little girl and I have to kiss her. It was nerve-racking.”
So he was 20 and gave a 14-year-old Mila Kunis her first kiss and now he’s banging her 15 years later. Next thing you know he’s going to be telling us that every time he has sex with Mila, a gold bullion shoots out of her ass. F*ck this guy and his wonderful life.