You know you’re white when you’re riding a Vespa around LA. You know you’re white and the 1% when you’re picking your kids up with your Vespa and cutting off school buses and not giving a shit because fuck them.
That’s exactly what Gwyneth Paltrow did when she went to school to pick up her two gluten free kids with Chris Martin on their dorky Vespas.
When it came time to leave, Paltrow zipped in front of a school bus causing it to slam on the brakes. She didn’t even look back once. And why should see? These god damn peasants and their mass transportation system. Get a Vespa, fucktards.