The rumors are true. Another man has laid claim to Kate Upton’s tits. According to a source close to the couple, Kate Upton and Maksim Chmerkovskiy are dating. The two met through a mutual friend six months ago and their love blossomed like Lindsay Lohan’s nostrils near a line of coke.
Specifically, the romance bloomed when Chmerkovskiy, 33, took Upton to an intimate dinner at Scalinatella in the Big Apple, to celebrate her 21st birthday on June 10.
“That’s when it really happened,” says the source. “It all really started just after her 21st birthday. They just clicked. They have a lot of chemistry together.”
“They get along great,” adds the source. “They have a lot of fun together.”
That’s it, guy. I’m adding your name to my hit list. I mean I would if I could ever remember how to spell it. C-h-m… screw it. I’m going to play GTA 5.