“I have no idea what’s happening to me — my boobs have grown very large and I don’t know why,” she confesses. “Everyone is like, ‘You’re pregnant, you’re pregnant!’ and I’m like, ‘No! That’s not happening!’ It’s kind of fun, though. It’s nice have them for once.”
She says she isn’t pregnant so what could it be? Hmm. *Stares blankly at half-eaten bucket of KFC* I have no idea. Guess this is just going to be one of life’s little mysteries.