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Kid Finds His Mom’s Party Favor

This kid found her mom’s gigantic double-sided dildo and started playing with it like it was a light saber. People were not amused. Wait, let me correct that. People were very amused. Even the mom. The very, very hot mom. I forgot all about that gigantic dildo when I saw her. I feel like that should be one of the first lines of a romance novel.

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