Lindsay Lohan’s Parents Banned From Her Reality Show

Lindsay Lohan is getting her own reality show on Oprah’s OWN network but it’s going to be a classy affair. *Stifles laughter* Producers have made the decision to ban her parents from appearing on the show. Dina Lohan’s DWI arrest won’t even be mentioned. Sources say they don’t want to turn this into the “Lohan family circus.” Because that would make for terrible reality tv.

Instead, they’re going to focus on Lindsay’s “comeback and recovery.” You know, that thing she tries to focus on every time she leaves rehab. This time will be different though. This time it’s for real. She swears it.