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Sammy Sosa Is Now a Vampire

By on September 13, 2013
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Up top is what retired MLB star looked like back in March of this year when he attended The Blacks’ Annual Gala in Miami.

Below is what Sammy Sosa looks like now. The photo was taken Tuesday during an appearance on Panamanian television.

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People are comparing him to a vampire but I think he looks more like a wax figure. One thing is for sure, either they put a lot of makeup on him or he’s turning white like Michael Jackson.

According to HuffPo, Sosa told ESPN back in 2009 that he used a bleaching cream before going to bed that whitens his skin some. “It’s a cream that I have, that I use to soften [my skin], but has bleached me some.”

Some? Jesus, if he was walking in the dark and the moon caught his skin just right, he’d turn into a lighthouse.

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