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The 10th Hauding Awards took place in Macau, China on Sunday and the ghost of Nicole Kidman made a special appearance with Jackie Chan. Oh, wait. Nevermind. That was actually Nicole Kidman. Jesus. If she got any whiter she’d just be a pure ball of energy.

Also making an appearance were Chad Kroger and Avril Lavigne. Lavigne looked a little wider. Not sure if it’s because of her outfit or if she just gave up after marriage. Someone should find out by waving a cookie in front of her and seeing if she jumps on it like a Navy Seal would jump on a grenade.