Below is Justin Bieber’s leaked video for “All That Matters” in which he pops and locks all over the Great Wall of China. The same wall he made his bodyguards carry him up. The video is pretty meh and, honestly, I didn’t pay too much attention to it because I was too busy wondering whether or not that was a leather skirt he’s wearing.
Looks like the girl at 1:24 got real tired of his sh*t. Meanwhile, the girl who hugs him at 2:48 almost copped a feel.
In related news, China is loving this. A rep for the Chinese embassy tells TMZ that this will make the Great Wall an even more popular tourist destination. So if you see a bunch of tweens twerking up the steps to the Great Wall this month, you’ll know the video worked.
The usual dismissive and tacky report about Justin Bieber from the biased media.
Thank you, biased god