Kanye West Proposed to Kim Kardashian in San Francisco

Kanye West asked Kim Kardashian to marry him in front of friends and family at AT&T Park in San Francisco on Monday on Kim’s 33rd birthday. In front of 50 playing musicians, Kanye popped the question and Kim said yes. Friends ran to the field to celebrate afterward. Then Twitter went crazy because this is America’s royal wedding. A source said the ring was chosen “from exclusive jewellers Boucheron on a recent trip to Paris.” Whatever that means. Speak english, please.

In related news, Kanye and Kim are planning on a second baby. Sources say Kim knows she’s getting older and that if she wants a family, she better pop out a bunch of babies now. Also, she already has the baby weight, so might as well have another one now instead of trying to lose the weight twice. I believe this is called “pulling a Jessica Simpson.”