Alec Baldwin Fired from MSNBC

Following abysmal ratings and then a homophobic outburst in which he called a photog a “cocksucking f*g,” MSBNC has decided to part ways with Alec Baldwin.

According to sources, his pathetic attempts at making amends didn’t help sway sentiment. Turns out not taking responsibility, parading around a gay hairdresser to prove you’re not a homophobe and professing your love to your guy friends doesn’t quite put one back into people’s good graces. Who knew?

A rep for MSNBC called it a “mutual parting” and wished Alec the best.

Asked for comment, Alec again insisted he wasn’t a homophobe and attempted to prove it by trying to furiously jerk off a guy standing to his left.