By now you’ve heard about the Breaking Bad/Malcolm in the Middle crossover ending that’s been making its way around the web.
The alternate ending, featured in the Breaking Bad complete series box set, shows Bryan Cranston as Hal, from Malcolm in the Middle, waking up from a dream of him as Walter White.
Hal tells Lois about his nightmare describing Hank Schrader as that guy from The Shield, Jesse as a man-child who wore his older brother’s clothes and couldn’t stop saying “the b-word” and himself as a guy always walking around in his underwear. At the end, the camera pans to Walter White’s famous pork pie hat but not before Hal tries to stick it in Lois’ backdoor. Turns out Hal might like anal.