Demi Lovato Is Ready to Pop Out Babies

Demi Lovato is only 21 but being both a Texan and a Latina, she’s  genetically engineered to start popping out babies like a semi-automatic potato cannon. Speaking to Latina, Lovato, who’s in her second season as a judge on The X Factor, talked about her guest spot on Glee where she played Naya Rivera’s girlfriend and made out with her.

“Yes, we kissed in the first episode, but I want people to pay less attention to the fact that I’m kissing a girl. Focus on the fact that having a young, multicultural lesbian couple on prime time is a huge step in our generation. It’s showing people that it’s okay to be who you are. Don’t be ashamed of it.”

Girl on girl is the holy grail of any straight man. Good luck getting an intelligent discourse going. It’d just be a bunch of guys speaking in tongues to each other while drooling out of the corner of their mouths.

Lovato also touched on having kids.

“I’m a Texas girl, so my instinct is to have babies early. In my heart I’m like, ‘Okay, it’s time to have babies!’ But it’s not. I have so much life ahead of me that I actually have to slow my roll. We’ll see where my life is in 5 years, but I definitely see myself as a mom in 10.”

You can’t fight genetics. She’s probably more fertile than the banks of the Nile in ancient Egypt. You could probably get her pregnant by just saying hi.