Justin Bieber’s Prostitute Has Nothing But Nice Things to Say

Tati Neves, the bodybuilder/call girl who claims to have slept with Justin Bieber, is milking her 15 minutes for all it’s worth. Speaking to The Sun (via Us), Neves praises Justin Bieber like a 15-year-old fan girl.

“Take it from me, he’s well endowed — and very good in bed,” Neves is quoted as telling the Sun. “A man must know what to do to make me happy — Justin did all that and more.”

Bieber’s people must have gotten to her. That twink couldn’t please a woman even if he paid her off. Oh, wait.

Neves apparently tells the paper that she met the touring “Boyfriend” singer at a Rio de Janeiro club, Zax, when a member of his entourage invited him back to his rented nearby house for an after party.

The brunette claims that she and about 10 other young women partied at the superstar’s “beautiful” rented pad, and that Bieber politely approached her; they began chatting, flirting and dancing, she says.

“He moved in close and nuzzled into my neck, then kissed me gently just below my ear,” Neves says in the alleged interview. “He only had eyes for me. He said, ‘Mmm, I’d love to see you in a bikini.'”

So that’s an actual line Bieber used? Because that sounds delightfully creepy.

Hours later, once the party was over, Neves claims that Bieber invited her to bed. “It was one of the best moments in my life. It was marvelous and unforgettable,” she says. “He has quite a fit body and he looked great naked.”

Neves must have a really sad life if this was up there with her first kiss and first John.

Although Neves admits to filming Bieber snoozing, she blames a gal pal — whom she texted the now-infamous video — for posting the clip online.

“The video was just for her eyes only. I am really angry with her,” she explains.

I’m sure she’s absolutely devastated now that she’s slightly famous and being paid for interviews. How can she ever forgive her friend. Maybe with a Ferrari or something.