Barron Hilton Claims Lindsay Lohan Told Her Friend to Kick His Ass

Early Saturday morning, 24-year-old Barron Hilton, Paris Hilton’s little brother, got his ass kicked at a party in Miami. An attack he claims was masterminded by Lindsay Lohan.

The party took place at a mansion Lindsay had been staying at while she was in town for an art festival. A source says during the party, Barron was accused of talking s**t about Lindsay. A little while later, he got his ass beat.

Barron spoke with the police claiming Lindsay planned the attack. He told cops that Lindsay went up to him at the party with a male friend and started screaming, “You talk s**t about me to my boyfriend, this is what you get.”

That’s when the guy started beating Barron while Lindsay laughed and cheered him on. However, Lindsay claims to have left before the fight started which is clearly a lie according to the video on TMZ that shows Lindsay calling him a “cunt.” Please, lie better.

Cops have since ID’d the attacker as New York resident Ray Lemoine. Lemoine’s rep — yea, he has a rep already — says he had been renting the house for a few days and let Lindsay stay there because she was friend of a friend.

About the incident, the rep claims Barron got pissy when Lemoine asked him to leave. Hilton played the “do you know who I am card” but Lemoine didn’t care. Shocking because that always works. Barron then pushed him and that’s when he got his ass kicked. Lemoine insists Lindsay had nothing to do with it.

Paris Hilton has already shot back with a not so thinly veiled threat. She wrote on Instagram, “They both will pay for what they did. No one fucks with my family and gets away with it!!” You know she’s serious because she used two exclamation marks. She’s since deleted the post, but this is still up. Whatever it means.

Karma's a bitch…

— ParisHilton (@ParisHilton) December 7, 2013

No word on what Paris has in store for Lindsay and her friend. Maybe force them to listen to “Stars Are Blind” on repeat?

Meanwhile, Nicky Hilton tweeted a more level-headed, “Bad things happen when you hang out with bad people.” Which I completely agree with. Everyone here is a terrible person. I have more compassion for the piece of toilet paper I wiped my ass with.