Why won’t the Kardashians stop breeding? Star Magazine says even Rob Kardashian has a baby. Albeit a secret baby he doesn’t want anyone to know about. Well, presumably. I think it’s that no one really cares he knocked a girl up because he’s been dropping little hints everywhere but everyone just ignores them.
An insider tells the mag that Rob spilled the news at a recent get-together at his apartment when friends noticed a teddy bear on his bed. “He said that it was a present for his son,” says the source.
Another insider adds, “The possibility that Rob may have a child has been the buzz in the Kardashian circle for a while, but no one knows for sure. And no one will talk about it.”
Rob has, however, hinted at it before. This May, he posted an Instagram note that read, “Shout to to God … Shout out Mom, shout out to my son’s mom cuz she been holding me down since high school n shout out to my son Robert the Third. lol” (Though he quickly deleted that post).
Of course the baby’s mother wants nothing to do with the Kardashians. Apparently having slept with Rob Kardashian was embarrassing enough.
According to insiders, Rob has told friends that the child was the result of a fling with a Miami woman four years ago.
“There’s a good chance that the child’s mother wants nothing to do with the fame, and that’s why she’s staying so hush.”
If I was a chick who got pregnant with Rob Kardashian’s spawn, I’d look at that kid with so much disdain. I know you’re supposed to love your child and all that, but the bathtub is right there is all I’m saying.
That fat son of a bitch.