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Eva Longoria Named Maxim Woman of the Year

At 38-years-old, Eva Longoria was named Maxim’s Woman of the Year. Eva Longoria. I’ve heard more buzz about the inside of Jessica Simpson’s rectum than Eva Longoria last year. I don’t know how she even made it on the list of nominees. Did someone leave the backdoor open again? I’m so confused. What decade is this? It says 2014 on the cover, but I swear they mean 2004.

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bluesnvegas
bluesnvegas
10 years ago

Eva never shows squat! Just a Prick teaser like most women!