Justin Bieber Was Cocky During His Miami Arrest

In most shocking news of the day, Justin Bieber was being a cocky asshole during his arrest in Miami Beach. A cop at the scene claimed Justin “reeked of marijuana” and said Justin was all like, “Yeah, we were smoking all night at the studio.”

Bieber was open to taking a breathalyzer but changed his mind and started asking the cop what would happen to his license if he refused. A standard question everyone asks when they have nothing to hide.

Documents say he couldn’t follow basic instructions and blow into the tube properly which made cops think he was doing it on purpose to undermine the test. Justin then became “agitated” and told the cop he was “blowing into the hose like he blows into his trumpet.” Ha, gay.

Justin also admitted he took medications for anxiety but that “My mom takes care of all that stuff for me.”

Police say he didn’t pass the field sobriety test. His balance was off, he would sway, couldn’t smoothly follow a moving object and couldn’t do the finger to nose test with his eyes shut.

He ended up blowing a .014.