Charlie Sheen Won’t Get a Prenup With His Porn Star

Charlie Sheen took his porn star girlfriend Brett Rossi to Hawaii on Saturday and proposed to her. Surprisingly, she said yes. This will be the fourth time Sheen has married.

“With all due respect to Donna –
that maiden Klay-Vinn was annulled.
Therefore,
if “three”
truly is a charm;
The mashup/acronym
of the real CS,
(Charlie & Scottie)
HAS to be;
“Char-M-stee…”
xox
c&s”

No date has been set but Sheen told TMZ that he’s not getting a prenup. Says Charlie, “Prenups poison marriages.” Though he followed that up with kind of a prenup statement, “You keep your s**t and I’ll keep mine.” Wait, so he is getting a prenup? Or is he just planning on snorting his millions before Rossi asks for a divorce. Because that sounds like something he would do out of spite.