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A Fan Groped Sarah Hyland’s Boobs, Left Her In Tears

Modern Family is in Australia shooting a vacation episode and on Tuesday, Qantas threw the cast a party at The Sebel Pier One in Sydney. What was meant to be a fun occasion turned into a kind of awful one when a fan groped Sarah Hyland’s breasts. The 23-year-old screamed, “Don’t touch  me there!,” before security stepped in and turned the matter over to the cops. Hyland eventually left the event in tears via the rear door.

I’m surprised this doesn’t happen more often. Every time there’s an event like this, you can see the fans behind a flimsy steel barricade pawing at the air trying to get the attention of whatever celebrity is in the area. They’re like caged animals waiting for their chance to grab fresh meat. You wouldn’t expect a lion to not take your arm if you offer it to it, would you?

Anyway, Sarah Hyland’s boyfriend Matt Prokop said he hopes to god he doesn’t see the titty grabber next week. Presumably because he’s going to punch him in the face.

It’s nice that her boyfriend is so protective, but what are the chances of that actually happening. The most he’d probably do is get up in his face and yell at him and that’s only if he’s slightly bigger than the dude. Otherwise, he’d just tell his friends to pretend to hold him back like I do.

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bobalouski
bobalouski
10 years ago

I would have grabbed her teeny tits, too!

Penny Marie Sautereau
Penny Marie Sautereau
10 years ago
Reply to  bobalouski

You’re a douchebag.

Bendy Bentley
Bendy Bentley
10 years ago

Shouldn’t have happened, but not the end of the world. She didn’t have to leave and disappoint her fans. Beyonce handles that sort of thing like a pro. Take a lesson from her book.