That Girl Who Made Out With Robin Thicke Seems Classy

In a bid to save his marriage, Robin Thicke cancelled his Atlanta concert last Friday to book a flight to Canada to beg his wife to take him back. After a long face-to-face, they both decided to end it as they’ve been arguing a lot lately. Probably about making out with random chicks and grabbing their asses.

Speaking of which, Lana Scolaro, the random chick Robin Thicke made out with and played grabass with says she wants another crack at him now that he’s single. She says she regrets making out with him but that, “I’d love to grab a drink with him if he asked.” She added, “Robin acting like that with me makes me think there were many more. It’s a shame because when you have a kid, it’s upsetting.”

Yea, it’s a real shame but judging by how she wants his tongue down her throat again, she’s not going to worry too much about it. Not her problem, you know? So, Robin, if you ever want to to hook up with her again, you can find her at Mr. K’s chinese restaurant in NYC enjoying her “great c***k.” Better get on that. She sounds like good people.