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Stephanie Seymour and her boys are close as evidenced by photos like these and these. So it should come as no surprise that she and her two sons, 20-year-old Peter Brant Jr. and 17-year-old Harry Brant, did a mother-son fashion editorial in the March issue of Harper’s Bazaar. Seymour tells Harper’s that her kids were into fashion at a young age and they would always want her to slut up whenever she went out.

“When they were little, they would lay out outfits for me,” recalls Seymour, 45. Their favorite thing to do was dress her up for parent-teacher conferences. “I’d wake up at 7:30 A.M. and they would have laid out a 1955 vintage Dior couture gown and all the accessories too. They liked things to be monochromatic: The dress would be blue and the bag would be blue, and blue Manolo Blahnik shoes. Always a Manolo, and never a flat.” But would she wear it? “Are you crazy?” Turns out the supermodel mama got enough attention as it was at PTA meetings and has a special conservative wardrobe just for school trips.

And if they were good little boys, she’d let them clean her jewelry. She had that mother thing down to an art.

“Peter knows every piece of jewelry I own,” she adds. “As a child, if he was being a good boy in school and behaving, as a special treat I would open my safe and he could go through all my jewelry and clean it. But I’d sit there with him because I knew if I didn’t, it would all be gone!”

Here she is posing in lingerie with them. In one of the photos, they’re lacing her up. In another, their crotches are precariously close to her ass. If I had to do a photo shoot with my mom and the photographer told me to pose like that, my first reaction would be to scream and jump out of a window.