James Franco Denies Sleeping With Lindsay Lohan

A couple weeks ago, In Touch got ahold of Lindsay Lohan’s f**k list. A list she made at a hotel bar of everyone she’s slept with. This is a thing Lindsay Lohan does, apparently. Now, in an interview with LA Mag, James Franco denies being another notch on Lindsay’s bedpost.

You wrote about several celebrities in this book, including a couple of poems about Lindsay Lohan. Have you gotten any response from any of these people?
No, I didn’t write anything bad about them. And Lindsay herself has told lies about me with her people-she’s-slept-with list! So I feel like what I said is much less than what she’s said.

Of course James Franco is going to deny having had sex with Lindsay Lohan. That’s the first thing they teach you in “what to do when you’ve had sex with Lindsay Lohan” school. Deny, deny, deny. Granted, maybe Franco’s definition is more intimate. Like, maybe Franco thinks sex is a candlelit slow grinding experience between his silk sheets while Lindsay thinks sex is sex even if the guy you’re blowing in the bathroom at a club is slapping you upside the head with his dicknose.