justin-bieber-deposition

A leaked video of Justin Bieber’s deposition last week from his lawsuit, where his bodyguard beat up a paparazzi, shows how much of a smug asshole he really is. TMZ waded through 4.5 hours of footage to give us a glimpse at what happens when one tries to question a douchebag with a 5th grade education.

First is this mashup of Bieber being an arrogant prick. This has to be staged, right? There’s no way someone like this actually exists.

Next, Bieber gets all huffy when the lawyer asks him about Selena Gomez. He tries to act tough and tells the lawyer not to talk about Selena. Aw, he’s so cute when he’s mad.

Bieber then compares the guy to Katie Couric and then says the deposition seems like a 60 Minute interview. Oooo, sick burn, Biebs!

Asked if Usher was instrumental to Bieber’s career, Bieber must have not understood big boy words because he said he was discovered on YouTube and added, “I was detrimental to my own career.” Instrumental means detrimental? No, Dr. Nick.

I should have mentioned the wink to the camera in the first video. Holy crap. If that doesn’t make you want to punch him in the face, I don’t know what will.