Riff Raff Went on a Date With Katy Perry

The man of a thousand nonsensical raps, Riff Raff, somehow managed to score a date with Katy Perry. He put on his fanciest shirt and hat and took her out for sushi, bowling and drinks.

TMZ asked how the date went and he played it cool saying he’ll probably call her after she comes back from Belgium. You know, once he finds out her new number, address and, hey, is that a fake mustache she’s wearing? Wait, why is she running away?

Riff Raff also mentioned that he did a song with Katy Perry. That is to say, for Katy Perry’s next single, expect to hear bars like, “I be spinnin’ like a Versace gerbil/Gummy Bears don’t taste terrible.”