At this point, big, swinging 34Ds is what defines Kate Upton. According to her, however, it’s a blessing and a curse.
“I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life as I would love to wear spaghetti tops braless or go for the smallest bikini designs.”
“Every single day I’m like, ‘Oh man, it would be so much easier’, especially if people didn’t constantly bring them up.”
“If I could just take them off like they were clip-ons …”
Upton says she much prefers to have smaller boobs like Cameron Diaz who she says has the “perfect figure.”
Yea, this probably won’t go over well with anyone other than women with bigger breasts who understand what she’s talking about. It’s like a guy complaining that his 11 inch dick is too big. I’m sure the struggle is real but everyone else is going to see it as a humblebrag.
The ultimate first world problem.
Strap two bags of fat to your chest and walk around for a week, then ask your back if it’s having first world problems.
Three things there, chinstrap –
1) She didn’t complain about her back, she pines for the small breasted “look” and the convenience of being able to get away with smaller bikinis and more strappy tops. Purely cosmetic/visual reasons.
2) I guarantee you my gut weighs more than her funbags.
3) A bikini model whining about the size of her rack is like a Formula 1 driver sighing wistfully about how his life would be so much easier if he was able to drive a little slower.