Kim and Kanye Got Married Over the Weekend

In news that was overshadowed by the Santa Barbara psychopath, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were married in Florence on Saturday (the blurry picture up top). The celebration was extravagant, the outfits were designer and alcohol was hopefully flowing because guests were going to need at least something to get through that gigantic circle jerk. I give it 5 years.

“It was funny how nervous he was,” an onlooker tells PEOPLE. “He clearly knew the gravity of what he was about to do. This morning he was all smiles, but as it got closer, you could see that the nerves were kicking in. It’s common for most grooms. I’ve seen it all before.”

Yea, especially when the bride-to-be is Kim Kardashian who got famous off of some dude sticking his dick in her.

Escort cards (done by high-end L.A. invitationers Lehr and Black) directed guests to their seats for dinner along an engraved marble table. The cards – off-white with gold (complementing the color scheme of the whole wedding) – have a rendering of the marble table on them, which served as a center focal point for the celebration.

Oh, how delightful. I’m sure you’ve all read about the wedding by now so I’m not going to bore you with what everyone wore (dresses and suits?) or what everyone did (drank?). Let’s talk about why Jaden Smith was there wearing a white Batman costume. Here’s a couple of shots of him photobombing people in a photobooth.

So does he come to big events like this with a stupid mask all the time like a 5-year-old? Way to attention whore, kid. I’m sure your dorky ass running around Kim and Kanye’s meticulously planned Italian wedding in a Batman mask made everyone’s day. Haha, look at Jaden, he’s so funny!