Khal Drogo Will Be Your Aquaman

The most useless superhero in the world, Aquaman, has just been cast. Jason Momoa, best known as the most bro-y Dothraki ever, has been chosen to play that superhero who can breath underwater in Zack Snyder’s upcoming Batman vs Superman flick.

Someone else who’s not particularly happy about what happened in [Man of Steel] is Aquaman. I’m not sure if that’s the actual name they’ll use or not, but what we’re hearing is that he is not pleased about the World Engine and what it did to the Indian Ocean. He will not have a major role in the film, but he will make an appearance, and it definitely sets him up to return once Snyder gets to “Justice League.”

Basically, Aquaman is like Captain Planet but without all the other cool superpowers. I expect his one scene in the film will be him looking at the Indian Ocean and yelling in impotent rage, “Ooooo I am so mad!”