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Robert Pattinson May Be Your New Indiana Jones

The Daily Star reports that the Indiana Jones whip may be passed to sparkly vampire Robert Pattinson. Sources claim that Harrison Ford, now 71, is too old to play the character despite feeding him 10 cups of Metamucil every morning.

“Disney is looking at its long-term options for the Indiana Jones franchise.

“They feel that the series has huge potential on many levels, starting with the films leading to other spin-offs like games which can generate more money than movies.

“Rob is top of the initial list because he has showed his acting stripes away from Twilight.

“But the competition will be stiff.”

Take this news with a grain of salt especially considering the source said Rob has “showed his acting stripes.” Did the source also talk about how handsome he is and how he always eats his vegetables? Is the source his mother? The source is his mother, isn’t it?

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